Me too!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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