we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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