alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I pour the whiskey from now on
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
