miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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