oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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