Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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