If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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