Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I touched a dick in church today
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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