I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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