ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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