i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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