Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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