you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Randomize
