Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Bring me that man meat
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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