I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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