i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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