She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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