Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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