And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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