Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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