No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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