I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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