kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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