told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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