We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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