she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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