I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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