Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just forgot I was standing up.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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