Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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