I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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