Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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