is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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