I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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