just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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