You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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