and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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