if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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