that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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