i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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