i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
What drink are we having for lunch?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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