Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you would pick up someone in the library
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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