I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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