Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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