love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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