I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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