Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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