so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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