don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
His nipple licking is glorious
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