Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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