Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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