Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
