dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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