so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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