people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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