Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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