I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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